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In an effort to make sure you get it right…and look good doing it…Here you go…

? Take off clothes while sitting on the edge of the bed and leave them in a pile.
? Walk naked to the bathroom. If you see wife along the way, make the ‘woo-woo’ sound.
? Look at your manly physique in the mirror.
? Get in shower and turn on water.
? Make rude noises (real or artificial) and laugh at how loud they sound in the shower.
? Taste your wife’s Ginger Nut & Jaffa Cake body wash.
? Make a shampoo mohawk.
? Rinse off and get out of shower, making sure to avoid floor towel.
? Leave shower curtain open, water on floor, light and fan on.
? Return to bedroom with towel around waist. If you pass wife, make ‘woo-woo’ sound again.
? Throw wet towel on bed.
– Adapted from FunnyLists.net