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These suggestions are from MensHealth.com…

? Performing the chest bump. Sporting celebration should be proportional to the peril faced in the pursuit of victory. If your game involves an underhand toss, dial it down, champ.
? Buying all the equipment after 2 lessons. Holster that credit card until you’re certain the novelty of flyfishing, snowboarding, or competitive birdwatching won’t wear off.
? Being overpolite. Social pleasantries should be dispensed with grace. Saying ‘bless you’ after each of 9 successive sneezes makes you an automaton, not a gentleman.
? Writing a love poem in the first 3 weeks of dating. Her hair might indeed remind you of the first new morning rays of sun. But those may fade, and there’s no reason to leave a paper trail.
? Sending an angry email. Along with drunk-dialing your ex and drinking appletinis, this one fits in the category of things you will always, without fail, regret.
? Overvaluing your obscure knowledge. Just because you understand the intricacies of the global currency market doesn’t mean you should share them at every opportunity.
? Flipping the bird. There’s no better way to make sure you meet the recipient of your gesture at the next stoplight.
? Tapping the brakes. Avoid reckless drivers, don’t antagonize them. Let him pass, then watch him get pulled over.
? Talking between bathroom stalls. No matter is so pressing that it needs to be discussed with your pants down.
? Obsessing over your fantasy team. If you’re really that much into a sport, play coach in a way that actually matters … teach a kid to love the nuances of the game as much as you do.