If You're Perfect, You Can Be Happy, Just Like Gwyneth Paltrow

For eternity, humans have been searching for happiness, but thanks to GOOP Cult Leader Gwyneth Paltrow that problem has been solved! Paltrow, also Earth’s life coach, has discovered that you can be happy by being the perfect person. How easy.

Life guru Ms Paltrow is in this month’s edition of People Magazine promoting her life blog GOOP of course and also her brand new skin care line, Juice Beauty, which launches March 1st.

A photo posted by Juice Beauty (@juicebeauty) on Jan 10, 2016 at 8:12pm PST

Gwyneth raves in the magazine about how happy she’s feeling so she was asked, “how are you so perfect Gwyn PLEASE TELL US???” and Gwyneth answered by revealing the secret of happiness to the world, “I think it’s really important to be happy, and I think women get happy by being authentic. But I also believe in exercise, eating well, drinking lots of water, sex, sleeping and being around people who make you feel good. And I think that glow that you get in life comes from a combination of all those things.”

Honesty, nothing could be simpler. Be perfect and you’ll be happy. Thanks Gwyneth!

BLAKE & WYLDE