If you’re going to have an affair and keep it secret you best not have any witnesses that can talk. A woman in Kuwait who believed her husband was cheating brought the couple’s pet parrot to police after it began spouting saucy lines that she knew hadn’t been said to her. She believed the parrot exposed her husband’s affair with their maid, which is illegal in Kuwait. However, authorities ruled the parrot’s evidence as inadmissible because it was impossible to determine where the bird heard it. (Daily Mail)

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