Wearing Shoes Has Become an Elusive Activity for the Elusive Chanteuse

Queen Mariah was rolled around in her royal throne chair after her heels won the battle over her feet.

Video has surfaced of Mariah Carey being wheeled around Caesar’s Palace while half a dozen handlers take care of the Carey’s many, many needs.

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A video posted by Mariah Now (@mariahnow) on Feb 23, 2016 at 4:41pm PST

As TMZ reports, “our sources say Mariah was a victim of what she calls “shoeicide” — wearing shoes that are super fabulous, but murder on her feet.” Now we all just have to wait for the genius to start the “Uber for girls who can’t walk home in their high heels” app.

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